"Efim, what are you howling about?" In the call channel, the pilot of a school, the leader of the flight formation, asked

Efim: "I see a sword. It glows. It follows me!"
School "what sword? Is it a mysterious flying sword that can pierce the armor of fighters? "
Efim: "It doesn’t need to pierce the thick armor, but it can pierce the cockpit or get into my ass. That’s enough!"
The school "try to attack it!"
Efim: "I’m sorry, it’s just attached to my cockpit glass. Please indicate if it’s an attack?"
The school "is very simple, we will just blow you up together!" "
Efim "# s @ sfukds% yu …"
Later, the Efim sound was full of surprises. "Does it talk to me?"
School "Are you crazy? A sword can talk … Oh, I was wrong. It should be similar to a mobile phone. What does it say? "
Efim: "It says let’s go back and attack us if we keep moving forward."
The school "damn it, this is the most powerful flying formation that threatens the earth!"
Efim "School Pavilion, have you read the novel Three-body?"
School "I don’t know what you are doing?"
Efim: "I think it’s like the first three-person weapon that is beyond the imagination of mortals to launch’ water drops’ …"
The school "can’t understand what you said. Try to drive it away!"
Later, Efim replied, "It says it doesn’t want to have a conflict with us, but if we insist on attacking their compound, it will destroy us here …"
The school "damn it, this is the latest fighter formation that threatens the Luo Cha Empire!"
Efim: "I have relayed your words. It has flown to you and said that it wants to talk with you!"
School "Bastard, how dare you expose my position? You will be court-martialed!"
Efim "The most prominent thing in your flight formation is that it guessed that it was going to find the leader and me!"
School "Oh, damn it, what will happen? Two of the three swords are still dancing Waltz around me!" "
They tried to hit my left and right wings? Damn ground crew, they must be drinking vodka again and giving me screws. I found my plane wings shaking! "
The call channel resounded with the panic of the school leader, and the pilots were all scared, and they were not as crazy as before
What happened here was quickly reported to the rear military base.
Anton: "It’s impossible that you didn’t find it earlier."? Your equipment is the most advanced radar! "
Sorry, sir, they are too fast and the radar reflection area is too small.
Anton: "Do you have the means to attack it?"
I’m afraid we can’t do it even if we die together. Its speed is amazing. Compared with it, our fighter plane is just like a turtle! In flexibility more can’t than … "
Anton "How far is it from the enemy?"
It’s less than 4 kilometers away, but we are hovering high and we are not approaching the pavilion waiting for your order.
Anton stopped talking for a long time and finally decided to be cruel. "Then launch all the ground-to-ground missiles and return to see if they attack you or intercept those missiles!"
What does this mean, but he is a soldier, not a loose and extraordinary person, and must follow orders.
The school "orders the pavilion from you!"

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